Archive for August, 2007

The Daily Planet, Metropolis, August 23, 2007Lois Lane Lana Lang (below) was admitted to the Metropolis Psychiatric Hospital (above) earlier today for an indefinite period of intense psychiatric care, after what has been described as an “intense, psychotic break.” Lana is known for having a number of strange, apparently psychiatric episodes. One associate we interviewed […]

I Am Now as Old as Jack Benny

Posted: 11th August 2007 by LegoDoug in Doug, Family Members, Home Life, Humor, Television

Well, it’s official. I am now as old as Jack Benny.

Why Can’t Things Like This Happen to Me?

Posted: 9th August 2007 by LegoDoug in Geekdom, Humor, Lego, Uncategorized

A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday. Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-meter (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso. :: sigh :: That would have looked sooooooooo cool in my cube at work.