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When You Marry a Lawyer’s Daughter …

Posted: 17th July 2016 by LegoDoug in Doug, Family Members, Humor, Sarah

THE REAL WORLD: “Darling, you look radiant, today!” (Woman beams appreciatively.) WHEN YOU MARRY A LAWYER’S DAUGHTER: “Darling, you look radiant, today! (Woman waits. The Speaker continues.) “The use of the word ‘today,’ should not by any means be interpreted as meaning that I (‘The Speaker’) do not believe you (‘The Addressee’) do not look […]

Remember Scotty’s remark about his nephew in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan? (No, of course you don’t.) Scotty explains to Kirk, after an inappropriately emotional response by Midshipman Preston: “My sister’s youngest, Admiral. Crazy to get to space.” “Come on, R2, we’re going.” Although I never pursued a career as an astronaut, I […]