A Little Humor (I)—Temperature Conversion Chart

• 60°F – Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
• 50°F – New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
• 40°F – Italian & English cars won’t start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
• 32°F – Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moose Head Lake’s water gets thicker.
• 20°F – Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
• 15°F – New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
• 0°F – All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
• –10°F – Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
• –25°F – Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.
• –40°F – Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

Fun Fact: –40°F and –40°C are the same temperature