Issue |
President Bush |
Senator Kerry |
Passage of a Federal Marriage Protection Amendment |
Supports |
Opposes |
Permanent Extension of the $1,000 Per-Child Tax Credit |
Supports |
Opposes |
Educational Choice for Parents (School Vouchers) |
Supports |
Opposes |
Unrestricted Abortion on Demand |
Opposes |
No Response |
Federal Funding for Faith-Based Charitable Organizations |
Supports |
No Response |
Permanent Elimination of the “Marriage Penalty†Tax |
Supports |
Opposes |
Permananet Elimination of the Death (Inheritance) Tax |
Supports |
Opposes |
Partial Birth Abortion Ban |
Supports |
Opposes |
Public Financing of Abortions |
Opposes |
Supports |
Adoption of Children by Homosexuals |
Opposes |
No Response |
Placing US Troops under UN Control |
Opposes |
No Reponse (but you’ve heard his speeches) |
Affirmative Action Programs that Promote Preferential Treatment |
Opposes |
Supports |
Allowing Younger Workers to Invest a Portion of Their Social Security Tax in a Private Account |
Supports |
Opposes |
Unborn Victims of Violence Act |
Supports |
Opposes |
Appointing Pro-Life Judges |
Supports |
Opposes |
Prohibiting Distributing “Morning After†Pills to Children in Schools |
Supports |
Opposes |
Requring Parental Notification for a Minor Daugher’s Abortion |
Supports |
Opposes |
I'm voting for Senator Palpatine.
He's strong on the military. In fact, he's behind BOTH the separatists AND the republic.
He knows how to deal with alleged “peaceful planets” with “no weapons.”
He has a plan for the energy crisis. He can generate his own electricity!
He knows how to influence those pesky gridlockers who oppose “progress.”
He wants to get rid of those outdated black secret service outfits with a more trendy “red robe with red helmet” look.
I say vote Palpatine on November 2nd!!!
Here is an excellent link to a video about President Bush and his faith.
Mark wasnÂ’t the only one to think we need Palpatine for President in 2004.
There used to be a hilarious site, which is now gone, entitled Palpatine for President, and even included an anlysis of possible running mates. (My favorite was Darth Vader; Cons: Goes through military leaders like Kleenex.)
Amusing.
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2463