Nichelle, of course!
Sunday morning I was teasing Nichelle, because she didn’t cook me an omelette like she does during the week. I said, “If you loved me, you would have gotten up early to make me an omelette.”
Her response: “I love you Monday through Friday; I have the weekends off.”
And, for those of you who are tempted to point out that I could demonstrate my love for Nichelle by getting up early enough to make her an omelette, I wish to point out that serving Nichelle any omelette prepared by me would not be considered an act of love.
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You could get up early, run out to Dunkin Donuts, and get her an omelet sandwich!
I’m impressed that she can be that witty that early in the morning!!
Ummmmmmm……. Mark? This IS Doug we’re talking about…. have you ever known him to run ANYWHERE??!! and besides Doug, if you try to cokk for Nichelle she’ll just end up BURNING YOUR ARM and laughing about it hysterically years after….. thats it, shes definitly getting a TP invite!